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“Everything I’ve done is 100 percent proper,” Trump said during a press conference on the sidelines of a meeting with congressional leaders at Camp David. “That is what I do, is I do things proper."

  Politico

Me talk pretty.

Mental.

He added later, “Just so you understand, there’s been no collusion, there’s been no crime.”

Methinks thou dost protest too much.

The president also cast doubt on a Thursday New York Times report that said Trump asked the White House’s top lawyer to convince Sessions not to recuse himself in March from the Justice Department's inquiry into Russia’s 2016 election interference.

Trump said the story was “off,” but did not explain why.

Of course he didn't. In Trump's mind, he just has to say something to make it true.

Trump added that he “hopes” National Economic Council Director Gary Cohn stays in his job — but then joked, “If he leaves, I’m going to say, I’m very happy that he left.”

MENtal.  But perhaps the one honest thing he's said in ages.

The president also said he would be open to talking to North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, despite the fiery rhetoric he has employed against him.

"Sure, I always believe in talking," he said. In October, Trump said Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was “wasting his time” by trying to communicate with the nuclear-armed Asian dictatorship.

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GOP leaders speaking alongside Trump seemed to acknowledge that 2018 would be a difficult year for their party. Instead of detailing specific policy plans for the coming months, Republicans spent much of the press conference touting their 2017 accomplishments.

McConnell declared 2017 to be “the most consequential year in the many years that I’ve been here in Congress,” and touted judicial nominations in particular.

Whatever Trump has, it's contagious.

Heres the full conference, if you're up to it.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.