Where is the bottom?

How is it possible for him to keep getting worse?

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Did he break his own record?

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

What a prick

I'd like to think the next reporter said whatever that one said.

And does anybody know why he's at this lamp table?  It's hysterical.

Because he's the president of the United States.  Didn't you hear?

UPDATE:

While he harangued reporters and repeated unfounded allegations of electoral fraud, the internet zeroed in on his unusually small desk. Some called it symbolic of Trump’s diminished stature, some wondered if it was photoshopped (it wasn’t), most just laughed.

The actor Mark Hamill tweeted: “Maybe if you behave yourself, stop lying to undermine a fair election & start thinking of what’s good for the country instead of whining about how unfairly you are treated, you’ll be invited to sit at the big boy’s table.”

The hashtag #DiaperDon swiftly trended on Twitter.

[...]

Trump later sent a blizzard of tweets accusing the media of misreporting his comments and Twitter of making up “negative stuff” for its trending section.

  Guardian

Yes.

UPDATE:

Trump being Trump - Part 3

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Ask him a hard one

President Trump on Friday criticized the media for what he described as easy questions given to Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden.

[...]

Trump, speaking at a press briefing Friday evening, made the comments after being asked about a report in The Atlantic about the president making disparaging remarks about fallen U.S. service members in France in 2018 — an account that the White House has fiercely denied.

Trump dismissed the Atlantic as a “second-rate magazine” and went on to skewer reporters who asked Biden questions following an event in Wilmington, Del., earlier Friday afternoon.

“I watched the interview with sleepy Joe Biden and … you didn’t ask questions like that,” Trump said.

  The Hill

Maybe because he didn't do anything like that?

“They were like, meant for a child. Those questions were meant for a child. Smiles on faces of reporters — not like you and you," the president said, looking at reporters in the briefing room. "They were smiles on the reporters. What do you think? Take a look at those questions that they asked him. They were not meant for a grown up, they were meant for a child.”

“I look at that and I think it's a disgrace,” Trump continued, referencing the report in the Atlantic. “And then I watch Biden getting asked questions that are really meant for a child to answer, anybody could answer. and I look at the level of question that you people ask. I mean honestly, it’s disgraceful.”

[...]

On Friday, Biden fielded questions on his thoughts on Trump’s comments suggesting voters should vote twice, the threat posed by Russia to the 2020 election, and his anger toward the president, among other topics. During his prepared remarks, he called Trump’s reported comments about service members “disgusting” and pushed back against the White House’s assessment of the August jobs report.

“President Trump has demonstrated he has no sense of service, no loyalty to any cause other than himself,” Biden said. “That’s just another marker of how deeply President Trump and I disagree about the role of the president of the United States.”

Ask him something hard, like to repeat these five words: person, woman, man, camera, tv.

Jesus, what a whiner.

If he can't have rallies, he'll have press shows

Yes, he said he "brought back" incadescent bulbs.  As if you couldn't buy them there for a while.

Coronavirus;  "You got that right, big boy."

Also, earlier...



Cue aides' scramble to come up with something "extremely bold" for him to do and announce.  They have two weeks.

We noticed.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Campaigning from the White House press conference

Ha.  Too ashamed?

And idiotic.

Can we get some of our tax money back? We shouldn't have to pay for Trump's campaign speeches.

He's been told how poorly he's polling in the suburbs, and this is how he thinks he'll fix that.

That's his m.o. with everything: whatever he's failing at, he points at somebody else and claims they're the failures.  And when he gets asked about something he's not prepared for...

Also, in an interview just prior to this...

Absolute fucking lying bullshit.  We saw the video, you pice of shit.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

P.S.  Thanks again to Daniel Dale and Aaron Rupar.

UPDATE:

Enforced virus spread

Which we will aid and abet...

It was the black female reporter Yamiche Alcindor.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.