Trump's physical tomorrow

It's to be conducted at Walter Reed by a real doctor - not Harold Bornstein. Even though Dr. Ronny Jackson, the White House physician, will read out results, I wouldn't hold my breath for him to reveal anything negative that he finds.

It provides the President's height, weight, body mass index (which indicates whether an individual is average, overweight or obese), resting heart rate and blood pressure.

Past exams have also included details about the commander in chief's vision, thyroid, cardiac rhythms, gastrointestinal system, skin and neurological indicators like cerebellar function, motor functions and sensory systems.

It also detailed lab results like cholesterol and glucose levels, and lifestyle choices like exercise, diet and alcohol and tobacco use.

  CNN

What stands out as the most surprising thing is that Dr. Ronny Jackson is a holdover from Obama's tenure. Almost unbelievable.

Also, the exam will not include a mental efficiency test.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Pot meets kettle

Demonstrators chanted anti-government slogans in several cities across Iran on Friday, as protests against alleged corruption and rising prices turned into the largest wave of demonstrations since nationwide pro-reform unrest in 2009.

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An official said a few protesters had been arrested in Tehran, and videos posted on social media showed a heavy police presence and demonstrations in a number of othercities.

The US State Department said it “strongly condemns” the arrests and was monitoring the protests.

  Guardian

That's pretty rich coming from a country who just put a half dozen people on trial (who fortunately beat the charges) with the threat of decades in jail who merely witnessed and recorded a protest against the inauguration of a would-be despot who lost the popular vote by over a million.

The world has a hard time seeing anything with your fat ass hogging up all the publicity.

And 'fat ass' is not a slander.  It's a sad fact:

I call that second picture 'Lard Ass in Elevator Shoes'.

Is he going to use that wacko "doctor" for his January 12 annual physical that he had write him an excuse going into the job?

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

UPDATE:

Sad!

This Should Make You Feel Secure

Leaviang aside the idea of Rick Perry in charge of your security, what is going on?  Why is he shuffling people around?  Moving Kelly from DHS to WH Chief of Staff, and possibly now moving Perry from Energy to DHS?  Did he not pick the right person for the jobs in the first place?  Gasp.

So then we can stop speculating about who might fill the DHS spot and start speculating about who might fill the Energy spot.  Any suggestions?  If the people he put in place in the beginning are no more suited for the jobs than that they can easily be shuffled into a different one, why not
put his doctor in at Energy?  He's loyal.  So far.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Donald's Witness

It just keeps getting better, folks.

Donald Trump’s campaign says a British man is countering claims that the GOP presidential nominee groped a woman on a cross-country flight more than three decades ago.

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[Anthony] Gilberthorpe, 54, said he was sitting across the first class aisle from the couple and saw nothing inappropriate. Leeds was wearing a white pantsuit, he said, while Trump was wearing a suit and cuff-links, which he gave to his British flight companion.

Indeed, Gilberthorpe claimed, Leeds was “trying too hard” in her attempt to win Trump over.

“She wanted to marry him,” Gilberthorpe said of Leeds, who apparently made the confession when Trump excused himself and went to the bathroom.

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The man says he was sitting across from the accuser and contacted the Trump campaign because he was incensed by her account — which is at odds with what he witnessed.

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Gilberthorpe has no evidence to back up his claim — just his self-described excellent memory.

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“I have only met this accuser once and frankly cannot imagine why she is seeking to make out that Trump made sexual advances on her. Not only did he not do so (and I was present at all times) but it was she that was the one being flirtatious,” Anthony Gilberthorpe said in a note provided to The Post by the Trump campaign.

  NYPost

Reminds me of the note from the doctor.

And who is Mr. Gilberthorpe?

Gilberthorpe, a former Gloucestershire county councillor and party activist, says that in 1989 he sent a 40-page dossier to Margaret Thatcher (a friend of his, or so he claims) accusing several of her cabinet ministers of “abusing underage boys at drug-fuelled conference parties”. And he should know, for he was paid to recruit underage rent-boys for the orgies.

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In September 1987 [...] he announced his engagement in the Times to Miss Leah Bergdorf-Hunt, a fashion designer from California. The Gloucester Express reported the news on its front page under the headline “Gilby to Marry”. It quoted Gilberthorpe as saying: "Both our families are delighted… I hope this will explain to a few people about my recent visits to America.” But there was no engagement, and indeed no Miss Bergdorf-Hunt. As revealed in Eye 690, the whole thing was a fantasy.

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In 1988 – the year before he claims to have sent Thatcher his dossier – he was awarded almost £50,000 libel damages against the Gloucester Citizen, Daily Mirror and Sun, all of which had reported that he was resigning as a councillor “amid allegations that he is a homosexual, has the killer disease Aids and has obtained £250,000 in cash and property from a disabled old-age pensioner”.

The odd feature of the case was that the local news-agency reporter who had supplied the story identified his source as Gilberthorpe himself.

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And what of Piers Merchant MP, who had so gallantly testified for his chum? In 1997 he and his young mistress, Anna Cox, went to stay for the weekend with Gilberthorpe. Shortly afterwards they were amazed to see quotes from their pillow-talk and photos of them in bed splashed all over the Sunday Mirror. Gilby, it transpired, had fitted out the spare-room with hidden cameras and microphones and shopped his loyal friend to the tabloid for £25,000.

  Private Eye via Wayback Machine

Trump got this guy where he got his personal physician I assume.  I wonder how much they get paid?

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.