You Will Anyway: Better and Better

Friday, August 26, 2016

Better and Better

This is too good.

Donald Trump's personal physician said he wrote a letter declaring Trump would be the healthiest president in history in just five minutes while a limo sent by the candidate waited outside his Manhattan office.

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Bornstein said that after he was asked to write the letter, he thought about what he would say all day but did not type it out until the last minute as a black car sent by Trump waited to collect it. He said he didn't even proofread it."

NBC

No, wait. It gets better yet.

When he sat down to write the letter, Bornstein — who is board-certified in internal medicine and gastroenterology — gushed that Trump's lab results were "astonishingly excellent.

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"His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary," the doctor wrote.

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"His health is excellent, especially his mental health," he said in an exclusive interview at his Park Avenue office.

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"If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency," Bornstein wrote.

Asked how he could justify the hyperbole, Bornstein said, "I like that sentence to be quite honest with you and all the rest of them are either sick or dead."

Oh, God. Excellent.

Trump wrote that letter, himself, didn't he?

Meet the "highly respected Dr. Harold Bornstein"...

Maybe Dr. Bornstein did write that. Maybe.

EXCLUSIVE: pic.twitter.com/wb3pMPmO2C
— NBC Nightly News (@NBCNightlyNews) August 26, 2016

At first, I thought I'd be sick to death of Trump, but I'm loving this.

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