How?

 

Your drinking water??   

I assume they mean your flushed water, but in order to test any water, there has to be a random sampling.  They surely can't put a device on all houses.  

I think there needs to be a little more investigation into this claim, but I'm not willing to do it.

"His" judges are letting him down again

 

Temper tantrum #infinity

 

I don't think it's that big of a deal that the Kennedy Center will be closed during the remainder of Trump's term.  They don't get many acts willing to perform there with his name on it anyway.  

Good idea, with a caveat

 

Pretty sure they'll end up in the circular file in Red states.

Kennedy shouldn't have tried to dig him out

And in the end, both contradict themselves.

LOL.  I'm guessing they had one creep they really wanted on the force.

Dude!  

(Chuck barely has the strength to tap that gavel.)

I didn't think they'd care in Texas

"Defund the police" is usually what conservatives use to beat liberals over the head.

Never forget

 

UPDATE 09/10/2026:

The Republican plan for America

 

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Trump making (up) history

Good god.

Trump's war on Canada is going about like his other wars