It's the quintessential American game!

 

Best Super Bowl ad

 

The only complaint I have with it is that they ask you to send a message to Pam Bondi.  Pam Bondi is the last person to hear the pleas.  She doesn't give a shit about the victims.  She won't lift a finger to help them.

At Trump's favorite sport!

 Surely many of these people are MAGA.

It does sound like the whole arena.

Great news for the NFL

 

That's gonna bring attendance down.  Hope you didn't buy a ticket hoping to scalp it.

"Special government employee at the Department of Homeland Security."

JFC

 He is God.

Boycott Israel

UPDATE 09/18/2025:

Soccer player and children's coach disappeared

 

Let the children learn

Here's some of what republicans don't want taught to their fragile little children in schools. 

On Fox, no less.  

I never liked golf anyway

They made a deal.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

UPDATE 01:20 pm:  I should hope so.

Not a good look

Josh Sills, a backup offensive lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles, has been indicted for alleged rape and kidnapping, less than two weeks before his team will compete in the 2023 Super Bowl.

Sills, 25, is accused of sexually assaulting a woman and holding her against her will in Ohio in December 2019, the Ohio Attorney General's Office said in a statement, adding that the crime was immediately reported and police then conducted an investigation. On Jan. 31, the athlete was indicted on one count of rape and one count of kidnapping, both first-degree felonies, by the Guernsey County Common Pleas Court.

  Yahoo

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Making it count

I assume he's prepared for death threats.

Religion, courts, and sports

Gee, I woner what they'll decide.  

And how long before they'll decide to reinstate morning prayer in school.

The plaintiff has already lost in the lower courts.  This is the new way of making law in America: bypass Congress and go straight to the Supreme Court.

Read the article. There was an interesting progression of events, as you can imagine, intended to get this to SCOTUS.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Will we be welcoming Kansas to the 21st Century?

Let's see if the legislature overrides her veto.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Oh, Florida

We're not actually fascist YET.

Floridians are not sending their best and brightest to their governing body.  Or, if they are, they're in deep shit.  You should be able to expect that your legislators know the law.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

UPDATE:

Florida, meet Virginia.  (Hey, that reminds me of the family with five daughters named: Virginia, Carolina, Georgia, Missouri and Alice.)

FFS

Thanks to Australia, we're not the MOST mentally blighted country in the world.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Better headline: Donald Trump still an asshole

Because of course he does.

And his wife is still an asshole, too.

MAGA to the dark ages

Inmates at an Arkansas prison said they weren’t told that they were treated for COVID-19 with the drug Ivermectin, a known livestock de-wormer, according to The Associated Press.

In an interview with the newswire, three inmates at a Washington County, Ark., jail said they didn’t know they were given the anti-parasite drug as medication for the virus until last week.

Inmate William Evans said that inmates felt that they were being tested as guinea pigs for the medication, saying he was given the drug two weeks after testing positive for coronavirus, the AP noted.

[...]

“I asked what are they, and they’d just tell me vitamins,” Inmate Edrick Floreal-Wooten told the AP.

  The Hill

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

UPDATE:

UPDATE:

UPDATE:

Olympic-sized bullshit

A sprinter's shorts are too short, and a beach volleyball women's shorts are not short enough.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Look out, Gym Jordan

2020

"He was no longer scared of what tomorrow might bring, because yesterday had brought it." 
-- Neil Gaimon, American Gods