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Friday, November 28, 2025

America, your president is a fucking idiot

By royal decree.

And, a nasty idiot, at that.

Monday, November 3, 2025

Know Nothing Johnson strikes again

As the saying goes: ignorance is bliss.

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Irony is not dead

Thursday, June 5, 2025

Chuck Grassley is still an idiot

Sunday, June 1, 2025

Every accusation is a confession

They use it plenty. He probably doesn't even know how often. On the other hand, he likes to be photographed signing shit in his big, unreadable sprawl, sitting in the oval office, and handing out the pens, so he does do a lot of hand signing.

Monday, March 17, 2025

The law is what he says it is

UPDATE 01:29 pm:

Trump can still make their lives miserable and cost them a fortune, whether he wins in the end or not.

UPDATE 03/18/2025:

UPDATE 03/23/2025:

"It takes only a bit of knowledge of history to realize how dangerous it is to think that the people who run the country know what they are doing." -- Howard Zinn

"It’s not about not having something to hide; it’s about having something to lose. What we lose when we’re under observation is our humanity...Rights are inherent to our nature, they’re not granted by governments, they’re guaranteed by governments. They’re protected by governments." -- Edward Snowden

"Terrorism is the willingness to kill large numbers of people for some presumably good cause.” -- Howard Zinn

"What we have is a foreign policy which is essentially a marketing strategy for selling weapons." -- Jill Stein

Life, as Explained in "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead"

GUILDENSTERN: What a fine persecution---to be kept intrigued without ever quite being enlightened.

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ROSENCRANTZ : The only thing that makes it bearable is the irrational belief that somebody interesting will come on in a minute.

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GUILDENSTERN: But for God's sake what are we supposed to do?!

PLAYER: Relax. Respond. That's what people do. You can't go through life questioning your situation at every turn.

GUILDENSTERN: But we don't know what's going on, or what to do with ourselves. We don't know how to act.

PLAYER: Act natural. You know why you're here at least.

GUILDENSTERN: We only know what we're told, and that's little enough. And for all we know it isn't even true.

PLAYER: For all anyone knows, nothing is. Everything has to be taken on trust; truth is only that which is taken to be true. It's the currency of living. There may be nothing behind it, but it doesn't make any difference so long as it is honoured. One acts on assumptions.

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GUILDENSTERN : We act on scraps of information... sifting half-remembered directions that we can hardly separate from instinct.

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PLAYER: Life is a gamble, at terrible odds-if it was a bet you wouldn't take it.