Backhanded compliments

 

Hilarious.  Read: Tim Cook is currently a great guy because he kisses my ass.

Apple is protecting ICE goons

 

They never learn

 And it never gets old.

Once again, someone gets duped into making a huge donation to Trump and then getting thrown under the bus.

UPDATE 04:05 pm:

I hope this forces Apple to sue Trump.  Thank you for your attention to this matter.

And forces Tim Cook to go home and think about what he did in giving Trump's inauguration fund a million dollars.   Fool.

 UPDATE 04:32 pm:

And Trump is the king of fairness, as we all know.

Somebody reminded him of that million dollars from Cook, didn't they?

Laws are for the little people

 

Idiocracy

Rep. Dan Crenshaw complained to Tim Cook today that Apple Maps still has not changed the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America after Trump’s executive order. (It does not apply to private businesses).

  Meidas Touch

But I won't be surprised if I later see that Cook actually makes the change.

Tim Apple: Daniel Dale has the list

U.S. President Donald Trump called Apple chief executive Tim Cook “Tim Apple” at a White House event last Wednesday.

  Daniel Dale @ Toronto Star

And then he gave two different explanations: first, he said he'd said "Tim Cook Apple", but said Cook so softly people missed it. When the audio clip proved that to be an obvious lie, he claimed he said Tim Apple to save time and words.

Gwenda Blair, author of a biography on Trump, said the president is a disciple of the “school of Roy.” One of Trump’s key mentors, the late ethics-challenged lawyer Roy Cohn, advocated endless brawling over any admission of fault.

“Never back down, never say you’re sorry, never acknowledge any mistakes, if something goes wrong it’s somebody else’s fault, double down, triple down, throw anything back in the opposition’s face,”

[...]

For Trump, Blair said, “saying you’re wrong for something small is as bad saying you’re wrong for something large. It’s admitting some kind of fallibility.”

[...]

This was in keeping with Trump’s long-standing approach to minor verbal missteps. At least 20 times in office, the president has responded to a trivial error by amending the erroneous word in a way that does not acknowledge any error at all.

The prepared text of his State of the Union address in 2018, emailed to reporters by the White House in advance, had Trump lauding a Homeland Security agent named Celestino Martinez, who “goes by C.J.” Instead, Trump said, “He goes by D.J.”

Then he added: “And C.J. He said, ‘Call me either one.’ So we’ll call you C.J.”

[...]

He has spoken of a Border Patrol agent “on the Clintons’, and Chiltons’, ranch,” mocked a country that opposed the presence of U.S. “mishes, and missiles,” urged skeptics of his Israel policy to “open our hearts and minds to possible, and possibilities,” and boasted of beating election expectations “for the midtown, and midturn, year,” not quite getting to “midterm” on the second try.

[...]

At an Illinois rally in October, Trump said a large percentage of American steel jobs were “vanquished” before he took office, an inadvertent departure from his usual line about how they had “vanished.”

“You could say ‘vanquished’ and ‘vanished.’ It’s a combination of both,” he said.

Appearing in June on the Fox News show Fox and Friends, Trump was attempting to complain about the diversity visa lottery program when he mixed up his words.

“We have the lottery program. It’s called lotta visary,” he said.

“Diversity lottery program,” host Steve Doocy interjected.

Trump’s dismissive response: “Yeah, or lottery visa. OK? Whatever. They have 50 names. Every one of them has ‘lottery.’”

Every one except lotta visary. Lotta visary???

There was at least one time Trump confessed to a word error. Or, perhaps, a supposed word error.

Do you remember it? I didn't until Dale reminded us.

Trump received furious criticism in July for saying, while appearing beside Russian President Vladimir Putin, that “I don’t see any reason why it would be” Russia that interfered in the 2016 election.

His implausible explanation more than 24 hours later: “I said the word ‘would’ instead of ‘wouldn’t.’ The sentence should have been, ‘I don’t see any reason why I wouldn’t — or why it wouldn’t — be Russia.’”

It's surprising he tried to back out of that, actually.

Press secretary Sarah Sanders said the next day that Trump’s willingness to admit such errors demonstrates his “credibility.”

“When he sees that he has misspoken,” she said, “he comes out and he says that.”

Yes, we noticed. But thanks for pointing out it's about credibility, Sarah. What do you bet he told her to say that?

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

LOLOLOL

Now it's a different story.



Yeah, who doesn't say a CEO's first name plus their company as a way to save time and words?  It's a common practice.

Before people widely published the audio, this was his excuse:



The Putz couldn't have just admitted he misspoke?

Of course, he didn't tweet that first excuse, so maybe he figures his base won't have seen it.  Or maybe it's just because the video clearly shows him saying "Tim Apple" without a beat in between the two names to say Cook, softly or otherwise, and since he simply cannot tell the truth, he devised a different lie.

Two donors who were there told me they couldn't understand why the president would make such a claim given the whole thing is captured on video. Nobody cared, they said, and Tim Cook took it in good humor by changing his Twitter profile to Tim Apple.

"I just thought, why would you lie about that," one of the donors told me. "It doesn't even matter!"

  Axios

I have a question for the donor: why are you still giving this asshat money?

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

They should have refused the invitation

The article itself says there was a national crew from ABC in attendance, and they were allowed to interview Ivanka.  It also says there were both supporters and protesters outside the school.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.