Here's the actual photo:
Not much better, and boy, he should never button that coat. Not even to hide whatever it is he's got wedged beneath it that could be a dildo or a large butt plug. Don't act offended. You know he'd need a large one.
And the coat really makes his hands look extra small. Raymond Burr was a very large man, but you never saw him in an ill-tailored suit. He always appeared impeccably clad. (Except maybe this. Okay, almost always. Okay, you never saw Perry Mason in an ill-tailored suit.) If Trump can't afford a new one, maybe he could get a tailor to let that coat out so it fits him.
And, how about this picture of Mr. Fat Pants?
I don't think they altered anything about him in this picture, but they must have photoshopped Tiffany in, am I right?
I'm guessing he wears such fat-legged trousers so as not to accentuate that lard ass of his, but it just makes him look sloppy. Maybe he is. He's got a fass ass. With that, no one can argue successfully.
I wouldn't want anyone critiquing my appearance, but I'm not a billionaire president who famously criticizes the way women look, so I take liberties in his case.
Jesus.
Okay, fashion/physical snark over. (Til next time somebody drops a good photo of Old Lard Ass online.)
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