Monday, April 9, 2018

Lumpy

Somebody photoshopped a picture of Old Lard Ass to look fat(ter) and extra lumpy:



Here's the actual photo:



Not much better, and boy, he should never button that coat.  Not even to hide whatever it is he's got wedged beneath it that could be a dildo or a large butt plug.  Don't act offended.  You know he'd need a large one.

And the coat really makes his hands look extra small.  Raymond Burr was a very large man, but you never saw him in an ill-tailored suit.  He always appeared impeccably clad. (Except maybe this.  Okay, almost always.  Okay, you never saw Perry Mason in an ill-tailored suit.) If Trump can't afford a new one, maybe he could get a tailor to let that coat out so it fits him.

And, how about this picture of Mr. Fat Pants?



I don't think they altered anything about him in this picture, but they must have photoshopped Tiffany in, am I right?

I'm guessing he wears such fat-legged trousers so as not to accentuate that lard ass of his, but it just makes him look sloppy.  Maybe he is.  He's got a fass ass.  With that, no one can argue successfully.






I wouldn't want anyone critiquing my appearance, but I'm not a billionaire president who famously criticizes the way women look, so I take liberties in his case.


Jesus.


Okay, fashion/physical snark over.  (Til next time somebody drops a good photo of Old Lard Ass online.)

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