Pentagon report on Syria air strikes for kindergartners

LOL.  And every one of our 105 "nice and new and 'smart!'" missiles hit their target.

Spokeswoman Dana W. White said this is a testament to the accuracy of U.S. and allied weapons. She also disputed Russia’s claim that a significant number of missiles were shot down.

  TPM

SEriously, we have turned into Russia. Why on earth do adults announce things that no other adult on the planet would believe is possible? It doesn't help anyone.

Speaking alongside White at a Pentagon news conference, Marine Lt. Gen. Kenneth McKenzie said the U.S. is confident — but not 100 percent certain — that chemical agents were present at all three sites attacked. He said this likely included chlorine gas and sarin.

Why not just say you're positive. It would be no more unbelievable than the other claim? Besides, "confident" isn't a very good excuse for bombing people.

White described the strikes as successful. She said there are currently no indications that Syria is preparing to use chemical weapons again.

Fucking idiot. That's hysterical. There were no indications Syria was preparing to use chemical weapons last year. Or this time. If you had an indication, maybe you could do something preventive.

Jesus, these people.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.