Awkward

When you're the president of France, they let you grab 'em anywhere you want.



Actually, it looks rather like Macron is setting up a statue.

Turn-about is fair play.

[N]either man seemed quite ready to head inside. Both waved at the crowd below, with one hand and then two. Macron flashed a thumbs up and patted his heart. Trump saluted and pointed. Finally, each almost simultaneously draped his arm upon the other’s back, as if to ensure that they would exit stage center in unison, with neither soaking up a second more spotlight than the other.

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The interactions throughout the visit, said Patti Wood, a body language expert and author of “SNAP: Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language, and Charisma,” largely fall under a category known as “gamesmanship.”

In calling out Macron’s alleged dandruff, she said, Trump “did something called primate grooming.”

“It said, ‘We have an intimate relationship, but I’m dominant, I’m the alpha gorilla, I’m going to groom you,’ ” Wood said. “‘But I’m going to criticize you by saying you have dandruff, and I’m going to do that on the world stage and see how you handle that.”

  WaPo

Ape-men.

Why does Trump wear ties that end in an arrow pointing directly at his non-existent penis?

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.