Friday, January 17, 2020

Because no good lawyer will represent him

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What is there to be said? Ken Starr, the bed-sniffing yahoo who, after spending millions to wreck dozens of lives in Washington and in Arkansas, could come up with nothing more than a handful of blowjobs, which he read into the record like a pre-teen reading The Dirty Parts of his parents’s books to his friends. Later, he went on to ignore allegations of criminal sexual assault by athletes while chancellor at Baylor University.

He is joined by Dershowitz, once part of O.J. Simpson’s dream team, in what has to be one last ungainly dive for the spotlight. (And marrying the O.J. trial to the Clinton penis-hunt may occasion a dangerous singularity in 1990s television voyeurism.) Robert Ray was Starr’s successor as yahoo-in-chief and, as recently as this week, went on Fox to rip the impeachment process, which is probably how he got the gig. Come to think of it, the Dersh is a regular there, too.

Somewhere, Jeanine Pirro sits by her silent telephone and weeps.

  Charles P Pierce


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You remember Pam Bondi.  She's the one who declined to investigate Trump's fraudulent university and got a $25,000 campaign contribution in return.


Now that I hadn't heard before.  (But it bolsters my claim that Giuliani could try to claim Pompeii is a different person than Pompeo.)

Jesus, these people.  

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Damn.  Gordon Sondland wasn't kidding when he said "everybody was in the loop."

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