You thought he couldn't go any lower

If this is true, I submit it's evidence George Santos (or, in the recent past: Anthony Devolder) comes from the bowels of the earth.

So, is calling himself Anthony Devolder, then George Santos, then saying his name is George Anthony Devolder Santos a bit like calling himself Jewish and then saying he meant Jew-ish?

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

Also...the dog died.

UPDATE 01/19/2023:

Reduce?

Also, nitpicking: "reports" = plural, "is" = singular.