Matt Gaetz is in deep doodoo

 And it couldn't happen to a more deserving creep.

UPDATE:

At one point, Gaetz and Greenberg reportedly made an unexpected after-hours appearance in surveillance video of one of the tax collector’s offices where the two were spotted in the area where IDs are kept. The incident was reported to the feds by a source.

“I have never been involved in whatever Greenberg was doing with IDs,” Gaetz told POLITICO. “Once I temporarily lost my wallet and asked if I could go to his office and get a lawful replacement. This is what tax collectors do. I later found my wallet and didn’t need this service.”

  

Oh, yeah, THAT's believable. After-hours? And suddenly found the wallet and didn't need a replacement. Did he find it there and then at the tax collector's office after hours?

In his op-ed, Matt Gaetz portrayed himself as a victim of a smear campaign and wrote that he’s “sure some partisan crooks in Merrick Garland’s Justice Department want to pervert the truth and the law to go after me.”

But Garland wasn’t sworn into office until March 11. The investigation into Gaetz began under Trump’s former attorney general, Bill Barr, after Greenberg allegedly wrote the anonymous letter purporting to be a student accusing his music teacher, Brian Beute, of pedophilia.

Greenberg also created a fake Facebook account that falsely accused the teacher of sex with a child and made a Twitter account in Beute’s name designed to make him look like a white supremacist, the indictment says.

Yes, there's no bottom to this story.

“Sure, Matt and Joel have a taste for pretty women like any red-blooded American male, but their relationship was personal and political beyond that,” said one friend. “They’re both MAGA, both into cryptocurrency and they’re both really smart.”

Do they sound smart to you?