You Will Anyway: You can just call yourselves a religious gathering*

Saturday, March 21, 2020

You can just call yourselves a religious gathering*

The number of confirmed coronavirus cases in Missouri almost doubled Friday and Gov. Mike Parson said he will issue an order Saturday banning gatherings of more than 10 people.

Columbia followed later in the day with an order barring indoor service at bars and restaurants, limiting the number of people in gyms or theaters to 10 and barring all public or private gatherings of more than 10 people.

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At his daily briefing, Parson said the pandemic will get worse. “This is just the beginning,” Parson said. “We are two or three months, at a bare minimum, that we have to deal with this issue.”

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The details of Parson’s tightened ban on gatherings will be given Saturday, he said, but emphasized it is not an order for businesses to close. The order also will not apply to religious gatherings, government meetings and a few other exceptions that will be in the order.

Some public health officials in the state want Gov. Mike Parson to force people to stay home. The Kansas City Star obtained a letter dated Friday from the Missouri Center for Public Health Excellence, a group of public health departments representing half of the state’s population. The letter urged the Republican governor to require that residents can only leave home for medical reasons, work or to get food.

Columbia Tribune

Fat chance.

Parson said he does not intend to enact similar orders, preferring to keep those powers in reserve.

He'll be waiting until it won't make a difference.

*(At least one person should bring along a Bible in case anyone questions you.)

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

UPDATE 9/24: Parson has Covid-19.

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