Source1:04: EPIC exchange with Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee right now, like holy shit:
SHEILA JACKSON-LEE: How FUCKIN' dumb is it that we're sitting here talking about Hillary Clinton's emails?
STRZOK: I would not call it #BeBest, that's for sure!
JACKSON-LEE: Did Carter Page become the world's most stupidest Russian intelligence asset because of your texts?
STRZOK: Nah.
JACKSON-LEE: Did George Papadopoulos drunk-jizz all over an Australian diplomat about Russia stealing Hillary's emails because of your texts?
STRZOK: Nah.
JACKSON-LEE: Did Trump's dumbfuck son Don Jr. do sexxx conspiracies in Trump Tower with a bunch of Russians because of your texts?
STRZOK: Perhaaaaaaaaaaps? Just kidding, nah.
JACKSON-LEE: When Trump stood on a campaign stage and begged Russia to hack more Hillary emails, did he do that because of your texts?
STRZOK: I'll have to check to see if I texted him that, OH WAIT, I DIDN'T.
JACKSON-LEE: Did you make Paul Manafort a foreign agent traitor?
STRZOK: Nah.
JACKSON-LEE: What about Michael Flynn?
STRZOK: Nah.
JACKSON-LEE: Done with this shit.
AND SHE HELD UP PAUL MANAFORT'S NEW MUGSHOT DURING HER QUESTIONING.
1:14: Lunch break!
And, later...
3:59: Trey Gowdy is starting to fall apart after having his dick punched so much all day:
4:00: OK y'all, Gowdy just punched his OWN dick, trying to say Peter Strzok is BIASSSS because he never used the word "impeachment" about Hillary Clinton, whereas he DID use it about Trump. Now ... we could type a thing about why that's OMG stupid, but we gotta pay attention to Gowdy punching his own dick some more.
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