Trump's insane lawsuit against the New York Times

Just say gazillion. 

There are lots of things to ridicule in this lawsuit, but this paragraph alone probably contains all of them.

Get better lawyers.  Or at least a proof reader. ("each desire for President Trump fail" and "each....subjectively wishes...and each wish")  I like that they imply his prospects are not great by using the word "worsen".  

Also, they baselessly hate him in a deranged way?  Even if true, would that be illegal or even prejudicial?

And, ask and ye shall receive...these are the lawyers on that pleading:

He can't afford a decent attorney?  

I think it's probably that there's no use paying the fee for a decent attorney for this lawsuit, since it's bullshit and guaranteed to fail in court.  The success he's looking for here is the publicity punch.  And this is Trump's MO.  Sue to make the defendant waste time and money defending.  The outcome is immaterial, and a settlement or dropped suit serves his purposes.

Perhaps he drafted the pleading himself.

This is happening to them all, and none of them seem to learn the lesson.

UPDATE 09/19/2025:

The suit apparently claims that the Times printed that Mark Burnett (Apprentice producer) discovered Trump when Trump was already famous.  Jesus.