What's up with Mitch McConnell's hands?

A photograph taken earlier this week showed McConnell's noticeably discolored hands, which had a couple of small bandages on them. A little bruising around his mouth also was noticeable during a public appearance.

People theorized online that the reason for the apparent bruises could be that he has COVID-19, is taking blood thinners or has some other health issue.

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Politico reporter John Bresnahan asked if he had some kind of health issue. McConnell countered by saying he has been worried about Bresnahan's health and asking how he was feeling.

  Courier Journal

Effing prick.

Another journalist asked about the bruising, too, and McConnell said there were no concerns. He did not respond when asked if he was being treated by a doctor.

So that's a yes.

Maybe he was hitting himself in the face.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.