Dear god, they're all idiots

Eric Trump doesn't know what a vaccine is.

“My father literally started day one creating this vaccine. He worked to push this vaccine and now my father just took it and you see how well he got over it,” Eric Trump told ABC “This Week’s” Jon Karl.

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“Can you clarify that you said your father just took a vaccine?” Karl asked.

“Meaning when he was at Walter Reed. The medicines that he was taking,” Eric Trump answered, before adding that until his father went to the hospital, “he felt horrible.”

  The Hill

The medicines he was taking were NOT a vaccine, dear child. And, he wasn't admitting to feeling awful when he went in. In fact, they had to force him to go by suggesting if he didn't, they'd be taking him in on a stretcher eventually.

There is no approved or authorized vaccine for COVID-19 in the U.S. or in the world. Several companies and research teams globally are in a multi-billion dollar race to develop a vaccine, hoping that one might be delivered by early 2021.

President Trump was taken to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Oct. 2 after announcing early that morning that he and first lady Melania Trump had tested positive for coronavirus. His doctors eventually admitted that the president was given oxygen at the White House before he was taken on Marine One to the hospital.

Eric Trump said on Sunday by the very next day his father sounded “tremendous," the same day doctors said the president once again had to be given oxygen at Walter Reed.

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“It actually probably goes to speak to how good some of these vaccines are that are being created,” Eric Trump told ABC. “What my father’s done on the vaccine front no one could have done. No one could have done.”

I think Eric is saying he, Eric, is Jesus. Or he's just trying to get Daddy to acknowledge him.

UPDATE: