Helen Figured It Out

The only interest the Tea Party has in making government smaller is that a smaller government will more easily fit in a woman’s vagina.

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[The] “personhood” initiative [...] would give human fertilized eggs the legal rights and protections that apply to people, and outlaw abortion as well as some of the most widely used forms of contraception and in vitro fertilization.  Eggs are people.  Corporations are people.  Women, evidently, are not.
  Margaret and Helen