Christ

That amount per person wouldn't be enough, but they are going to wish to Hell they'd offered that much when this is over.

And they'd be smart to take that counteroffer.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

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So who the hell was responsible for categorizing it?

UPDATE 02/25/2023:

That would be James Comer.