You Will Anyway: Great Work, if You Can Get It

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Great Work, if You Can Get It

Follow up on the EPA fraud:

The EPA’s highest-paid employee and a leading expert on climate change was sentenced to 32 months in federal prison Wednesday for lying to his bosses and saying he was a CIA spy working in Pakistan so he could avoid doing his real job.

John C. Beale’s crimes were “inexplicable” and “unbelievably egregious," said Judge Ellen Huvelle in imposing the sentence in a Washington. D.C. federal court.

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Beale has also agreed to pay $1.3 million in restitution and forfeiture to the government.

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The sentence drew swift reaction from Capitol Hill, including demands from a top Republican for further investigation into the EPA to determine how Beale got away with his fraud for so long.

NBC

Yes, that would be a good question. And we might start with the guy at the EPA who recruited Beale and, at the time of the Oversight Committee (yes, they must spend a lot of time avoiding their job, too) investigation, was letting Beale stay in his guest room, because Beale needed a place to live.

Okay, nobody thought this was a little strange? For one extended absence, he claimed to be on assignment for the CIA in Pakistan with this email:

“Due to recent events that you have probably read about, I am in Pakistan,” he wrote [EPA’s administrator, Gina] McCarthy in a Dec. 18, 2010 email. “Got the call Thurs and left Fri. Hope to be back for Christmas ….Ho, ho, ho.”

Supposedly, someone who replaced him in Pakistan was being tortured; therefore, for some reason, he had to go there. Ho, ho, ho.

In 2008, Beale didn’t show up at the EPA for six months, telling his boss that he was part of a special multi-agency election-year project relating to “candidate security.” He billed the government $57,000 for five trips to California that were made purely “for personal reasons,” his lawyer acknowledged. (His parents lived there.) He also claimed to be suffering from malaria that he got while serving in Vietnam. According to his lawyer’s filing, he didn’t have malaria and never served in Vietnam. He told the story to EPA officials so he could get special handicap parking at a garage near EPA headquarters.

So he could park closer to the job he apparently rarely went to.

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