Your MAGA Congress in action

Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) and Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) sparred Tuesday over who deserves credit for House Republicans moving ahead with an impeachment inquiry into President Biden.

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“When @SpeakerMcCarthy makes his announcement in moments, remember that as I pushed him for weeks, @kilmeade said I was: ‘Speaking into the wind’ on impeachment,” Gaetz posted Tuesday morning on X, formerly Twitter. “Turns out, the wind may be listening!”

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Greene, a supporter of McCarthy, snapped back at Gaetz for his comments. She noted she filed impeachment articles against Biden “on his very first day in office,” despite actually doing so on his second day in office.

“You wouldn’t cosponsor those and I had to drag you kicking and screaming to get you to cosponsor my articles on the border,” Greene retorted in an X post. “Who’s really been making the push?”

  The Hill

Christ.

So apparently Lauren Bobert was then needing some attention, and...

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) was escorted out of a Denver theater in the middle of a performance of the musical “Beetlejuice” Sunday night for allegedly “causing a disturbance,” according to a report in The Denver Post on Tuesday.

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The incident report, which did not include any names, said two patrons were asked to leave the theater about five minutes after the second act began of the touring Broadway musical “Beetlejuice.” It claimed the two patrons were vaping, singing, recording and “causing a disturbance.”

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According to the incident report, the two patrons were warned during intermission to stop certain behavior after three audience members complained. The report said the patrons were escorted out after security received another complaint “about the patrons being loud and at the time [they] were recording,” The Denver Post reported.

The two patrons, even after being escorted to the lobby of the theater, refused to leave.

“They told me they would not leave. I told them that they need to leave the theater and if they do not, they will be trespassing. The patrons said they would not leave. I told them I would [be] going to get Denver Police. They said go get them,” an usher said in the incident report, according to The Denver Post.

Police reportedly arrived and stayed in the lobby until the two patrons left.

  The Hill

JFC.

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

UPDATE 08:33 pm: Speaking of Matt Gaetz: Holy shitshow.

UPDATE 09/14/2023:

Video.  Check out her "eye popping" outfit.  Wowser.  

Also, she's not on the  board.

UPDATE 09/15/2023:

The [incident] report quotes one of the ushers: “They told me they would not leave. I told them that they need to leave the theater and if they do not, they will be trespassing. The patrons said they would not leave. I told them I would (be) going to get Denver Police. They said go get them.”

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While Sunday’s incident was resolved without much trouble, Boebert has found herself in trouble before. She was arrested and summonsed at least four times in the years leading up to her election to Congress in 2020.

  Denver Post

She was sooooo vaping, and Denver's 9News has the receipts.