This Is No Joke

Or if it is, it's not funny.

Giuliani or Sheriff Joe Arpaio could be the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, and Christie has long been seen as a contender for attorney general.

  ABC

But Chris Christie is going to be pulled down by Bridgegate, and Trump has already appointed him to head the transition team as a consolation for passing him over as VP (due to Bridgegate), so I don't think that's likely. If not, that leaves Rudy Giuliani - OMG - for attorney general, and if there isn't a higher office to offer him, I think that's going to be his for sucking up to Donald for years. And that leaves Homeland Security open for the hateful menace Joe Arpaio.

On the other hand, Donald needs his ass kissed and his ego stroked constantly, so I'm not sure Joe is the man for that. He might not last.

Also, in this article:

During the campaign, Trump repeatedly said he will "repeal and replace 'Obamacare,'" "immediately suspend the admission of Syrian refugees," "order a review of every single regulation issued over the last eight years," "begin lifting all regulations that are hurting our workers and our businesses," "terminate every single unconstitutional executive order signed by President Obama," "restore the rule of law to our land," "begin implementing plans for construction of a wall along our southern border" and "get rid of" international gangs of thugs and drug cartels — all on his first day.

He's just that good. And then what will he do the rest of the time?

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.