Apparently he still checks CNN.
Who cares? Obviously you do.
Don't you have some meetings to go to? Some foreign and policy matters to brush up on?
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure they are. Just like you, the rest of the world is still whining about the election.*
Everything is great. He's having a great time. But the fake news just won't print it. Sad!
UPDATE:
I should always look at PourMeCoffee's tweets after looking at Trump's.
UPDATE 7/7:
Great again.
The night wasn't so good, however.
* UPDATE 7/9:
Yeah, I can imagine that the world's leaders are amazed by the whole business and are talking about it constantly.
Japanese Delegate: "Can you believe this dolt is going on and on about Podesta's server?"
French Delegate: "Zut alors! Podesta encore! Ou est le cannabis très puissant?"
Australian Delegate: "Not Podesta again. He'll be on about the electoral college in a bit. Where's the bloody bar?"
And so on.
Charles P Pierce @ Esquire
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