Sunday, December 16, 2018

OMG

Vanity thy name is Stephen Miller.  Sadly, class is not.








It looks less like spray on than a fungal mat.
Senior Trump adviser and Gollum impersonator Stephen Miller appeared on the CBS news program Face the Nation to discuss immigration and border security. Miller backed up Trump’s threats of a government shut-down over funding the border wall, saying “We’re going to do whatever is necessary to build the border wall to stop this ongoing crisis of illegal immigration.”

But Miller’s hateful policies quickly took a backseat to another pressing issue at the border of his scalp and his forehead, namely a caravan of hastily applied spray-on hair to his balding pate. Watch out Donald Trump, Stephen Miller is gunning for the Most Absurd Hair in the White House award.

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[W]hen the person in question is an odious little twerp who has engineered some of the most vile racist policies of the Trump administration, our limits are tested. And when said person decides to appear on national television with obviously spray-on hair, we’re left with no other choice but to ruthlessly mock his disastrous attempt at simulated hair growth.

  The Mary Sue






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