Friday, June 22, 2018

Have I mentioned what a syphilitic dick your president is?





I don't know what Mexico's exports to the US amount to, but I don't suppose there's any way they could trade with Canada, South America and Europe instead?  Here's a thought: Now that Russia and Saudi Arabia have His Lardship by the short ones, and because he's pissed off everybody else, maybe they could just finish us off by doing their trading with the rest of the world.  What do I know?  But I tell you one thing:  "Will speak to Mexico!" is about the lamest, exclamated sentence he's ever tweeted.  Like he spoke to them about paying for that big beautiful wall he's always harping on about?  Like that?



He's right about Obama, and I'm pretty sure he's referencing the Democrats' phony grief here and not the immigrants, but that's the way it's going around the Twittersphere.





Yes.  Yes he is.

And frankly, it's absolutely understandable that they would think he was talking about the immigrants that way.  (Who knows - maybe he is.  But you can bet any odds you like that once it gets back to him, he'll use it to talk nasty about whoever misunderstood.  "The Fake News" will be at the top of his list.)



With what?  We're importing steel, and he just put tariffs on it.





"Trade wars are easy!"





Yeah, we know you need to keep prices down, because you're losing voters over those tariffs.  You'll lose more if they have to pay high gas prices, but you "hope" OPEC will increase output?  I thought you were a great deal-maker.  How about, "Will speak to OPEC!"?

Yeah, maybe not, huh?

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

UPDATE:

Here's another story:

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