Friday, June 9, 2017

What a Fucking Dick

President Trump said he would testify under oath about his comments to former FBI director James Comey about the investigation into former national security adviser Michael Flynn.

He will shamelessly lie under oath is what he will do.
Trump did not mention the Russia probe during an infrastructure speech Friday at the U.S. Transportation Department, but did say he wants people in public service to “rise above the petty partisan squabbling that plagues our nation" and focus on fixing problems.
Irony escapes him. Petty Squabbling is his middle name. He's the one who urged people to squabble.
Trump refuted Comey’s testimony at the Rose Garden press conference on Friday, saying he never asked for Comey’s loyalty and that he never asked for leniency for Flynn.


Trump said he would be willing to refute Comey’s testimony under oath before Congress or to special investigator Robert Mueller, potentially setting up a legal showdown.


[He] refused to say whether tapes exist of his conversations with fired FBI Director James Comey.

“I’ll tell you about that maybe sometime in the near future," he told reporters during a White House news conference.

  The Hill
The asshat thinks he's still on a TV show. There are no tapes.

Jesus, watch this. (You can safely ignore the title):

And this...

...but hey, do what you will anyway.

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