Thursday, May 18, 2017

It's Gonna Be a Great Trip

[Saudi Arabia] has arranged a dizzying schedule of events for the two days Trump will be in town — inviting figures as varied as Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir, who has been indicted for war crimes by the International Criminal Court, Bret Baier, a host on the Fox News Channel that is popular with Trump and his supporters, and American country singer Toby Keith.

Saudi entertainment website Lammt, which is advertising the event, says Saturday’s [Toby Keith] free concert is open to men only. It will also feature an Arabian lute player.

Saudi Arabia adheres to an ultraconservative interpretation of Islamic law. Alcohol is banned and unrelated men and women are segregated in public.

  AP News
So which of Toby Keith's songs will he sing for them?

"Drunk Americans"? "Rum Is the Reason"? "Every Time I Drink I Fall in Love"? "Drinks After Work"? "Hope on the Rocks"? "I Like Girls That Drink Beer"? "Cold Beer Country"? "Beers Ago"? "Beer for My Horses"?  "Clancy's Tavern"? "Chug-a-Lug"? "Whiskey Girl"? "Get Drunk and Be Somebody"?  "I Love This Bar"?

Maybe "If I Was Jesus".

...but hey, do what you will anyway.

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