How Do You Wear Your Teabags?

As we all know, Willard Romney has a real problem with the one real accomplishment he achieved during the one term he served in the one political office to which he actually was elected. As governor of Massachusetts, he passed a health-care reform bill that included an individual mandate. Now, of course, because his political party has gone batshit insane on the topic over the two years since the president passed a plan based on Romney's for the entire nation, he has had to toss that triumph down the ol' memory hole and produce another health-care "reform" that he proposes will replace what he now calls "Obamacare" so the people with the teabags on their hats won't yell at him anymore.

  Charlie Pierce

I thought they wore them in their ears.