You Will Anyway: Yeah, That Should Fix It

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Yeah, That Should Fix It

The airline industry has reacted to the problem of aisle chaos caused by people trying to get couches and coffee tables into the overhead bins, by creating even larger bins. This of course is a strategy similar to trying to get your mooching relatives to leave after dinner by offering them a round of cognac and Cuban cigars.

The new bins will have room for one smart car, one bicycle and one personal cow per passenger and then the airlines will study whether this speeds up the boarding process, or not. Of course you know that someone will try to get an SUV limo into the bin over your head, and then the dirty looks just start up again.

Tom Toles

...but hey, do what you want...you will anyway.

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